Captain Cook - When General Haig unveils his new strategy to move his drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin, Blackadder volunteers to be Official War Artist. Corporal Punishment - Orders for Operation Insanity arrive and Blackadder breaches regulations by eating the messenger. Can the Flanders Pigeon Murderer avoid the firing squad? Major Star - The Russian Revolution produces two more appalling results: an offensive by Germany and a really offensive Charlie Chaplin impression by Baldrick. Private Plane - German machine guns in front, British firing squads behind - the only way out is up-tiddly-up-up... General Hospital - The secret of the Great Plan is out. Ordered to find a spy in the hospital, Blackadder spots a man with a strong German accent, a beautiful nurse and a chance for three weeks in bed. Goodbyeee - Millions have died but the troops have advanced no further than an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping. Now at last the final big push looms...